I LOVE MIRABELLE TAN MORE THAN SMELLY JUNGAH

Ditch

2011-09-25T02:05:00.002+08:00

From the number one person who got ditched, to the number one ditcher.
Sorry for ditching you for 4 days boobs,
you know I'll miss you, and i wish I could bring puddles with me too.
But I'm sleeping with my brother on the same bed, so I'm not bringing puddles along cause I dont want him to get infested with germs from my brother.

Anyhoos, be a good boy k?
I'll be back to make your life hell soon :)

Belle loves chuuuuuuuuuuu

Toujours. (L)

RAWR.

2011-06-17T01:36:00.002+08:00

IT'S LIKE 3/4 AFTER ONE, I'M ALL ALONE, BUT I DON'T NEED YOU NAO.

cause I've got Mr Puddles with me,
and your awesome smelling cardigan at 1:38am in the morning.
I'm seeing you soon and I'm bloody excited to cuddle up with chu again.

HERE'S YOUR STINKIN UPDATE LIN WEI LIANG.

TEEHEE

Toujours,
Belle & Mr Puddles & awesomesmellingcardi

I honestly love gay sex.

2011-06-07T21:32:00.003+08:00

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,
WAZZUP WAZZUP WAZZUP HOMIES.
I don't really have much to say today,
but everyone still knows belle is awesome.

Just a few days ago, b and I were going through a VERY rough patch,
and I treated her like a toy and was such a dick to her because of my indecisiveness.
I won't say that it was all my fault, she was in the wrong too, and she openly admits it.
But I promised I wouldn't hurt her anymore.

THAT'S WHY WE'RE GOING TO SNOW CITY TO COOL OFF.
HAHAHA PUN INTENDED THANKS. (I bet joel lin won't get this
cause he's too fckin dumb ._.)
Anyhoos, on Monday, I went over to her house, and expected some good sex.
But, when I took one look at her,
idk, I just realised that I really really missed one of my super duper uber buber muber cruper trooper rooper deep and dark habit.
Watching gay porn.

I hope my mama and papa don't mind.
I'm so sorry to my sister because I've been sucha dick to her (even though my actual
one doesn't really work, so... frustrated la. if you can't have it, be it. GET IT?)
I'm sorry jie, for making too much noise at night.
Or if I accidentally kicked you when you were sleeping.
I was having my "alone time"
So, of course I must make noise when I'm reaching my climax la,
also must move ma, cause wahhhh so excited!!!

Sigh, I think I'm a sex addict.

BUT WHO CARES LA.
RAPE MY GF CAN LIAO.
POOR THING SIOL BELLE BELLE.
HAHAHA STUPID BELLE, CHOOSE SOMEONE LIKE ME.
KENNA TORTURE EVERYDAY.

Here are some picssssssssssss

Was tryin out a new gay look!
Nice righttttt??~~~~~~~

This is me, jizzing in the background.
And that is my girlfr-, i mean, Maid.

the actual size of my bird bird is measured by belle's 2 fingertips.

heh heh

(L)

ohwell, nth much to say.
so toodles.
xx,bellalin!
(SO COOL RIGHT).

DUH IM' STUPID.

2011-05-16T16:59:00.002+08:00

HI GUYS :D
TODAY
I WENT FOR AN IQ TEST
AND GUESS WHAT THE RESULT WAS.

fuck ya'll, how you know I got 0 ): ):
it's true.
My brain doesn't have anymore juice.
must've jizzed it all out alr.
): ):
pity my next wife,
she won't be able to get pregnant cause I'm tooooo fuckin impotent!
MAYBE, just MAYBE, my sister's even more potent than me.
sigh.
What a sad life i have
so anyway,
right now, I'm digging my teeth cause my hand is too fuckin incapable of doing anything anyway.
and i just wiped my dirty, smelly, sticky chicken infested fingers on my wonderful girlfriend,
whom i have going to lose in 3.2.1 because she's really very fed up already.
She feels soooooo mistreated.
Know why?
Cause, i dug two of my fingers into my dislocated arm,
and let her smell my stinky stale sweat.
OHMAGAWD.
anyway,, i thought kissing her thigh would make her feel better,
but nah, she still wants to break up with me ):
Sigh, I'm so horrible.
I need to find a new gf.

ANYONE WANNA GO STEADY WITH ME?
CALL ME AT
1800-I-AM-DISABLE
yup
BYE EVERYBODY (for me, it'll be everybody WITHOUT THE ARM
CAUSE MY ARM IS FRACTURED :D :D :D :D ;D ;D )

love you bitches.

because I broke my arm, I forced my poor gf to update my blog.

2011-05-10T19:37:00.003+08:00

HI EVERYONE! JOEL LIN (THE LOSER) HERE,
DID YOU KNOW?
I DISLOCATED MY ARM!
YA, THANKS EVERYBODEE, TANKS.

I WAS PLAYING SOCCER WHILE IT HAPPENED!
(SUPPOSEDLY) ANOTHER PLAYER FROM THE OTHER TEAM TRIPPED ME, AND I KNEW
THAT IF I MADE IT LOOK LIKE THEIR FAULT, I'D LOOK LIKE A HERO.
SO I DECIDED TO SLIP AND FALL, AND "CRACCCCCKKKK" WENT MY WRIST.
YA, TANKS EVERYBODY TANKS
btw, did i mention that it was only about a minute into the game?
YA! TANKS EVERYBODY TANKS. :D
so, because i broke my arm, now everybody in my family has to do everything for me
including my wonderful sister, whom i am bullying currently
She is at my every beck and call. She is so wonderful,
and honestly, i feel sso grateful to have her.
I will let her bully me and abuse me for the rest of my life ):
Jie, you're the best.
iie lurbxz euu w0rhxz

and this brings me to my wonderful and very efficient gf,
whom i bully everyday via sms, and when she's at my place.
heh heh heh, that's a dfferent case.
She's my personal Filipino maid! Just the other day, when I asked her in the kitchen,
if she wanted the fan, she said "anything" and I said in return "WELL, I WANT THE FAN WOMAN, BRING THE DAMN THING IN OR I CANCEL YOUR PERMIT"
like ohmagawd, how could i treat my precious girl like that! :O
to go into the hall and carry the heavy fan ):
my poor dear ):
So, I was nice enough to camwhore with her the other day, (cause secretly
i wanted to take loads of pictures to show off my broken arm to the world
cause she has more friends on fb than me, and if her friends see my broken arm,
they'd pity my for sure! WAHHH)

My Broken Arm

My precious maid.

I forced her to do that, otherwise i said I'd rape her. (so she got scared since i tried to do it before)

This was actually how I looked like before I went for a Brazilian wax

I was pinching her thigh with all my stregth, so she had no choice but to smile.

HELLO EVERYONE READING THIS BLOG (which won't be many people haha)
THIS IS THE AWESOME MIRABELLE, as you all know.
And, joel lin, DID force me to update his blog ):
So, no choice.

Anyhoos, hope your arm gets better babyyyyyyy!!!

Toujours,
Belle

L.O.V.E Boy

2011-04-04T18:23:00.002+08:00

HELLO FRIENDS :D
I AM UPDATING SOMEONE'S BLOG WITHOUT HIS CONSENT,
BUT WHO CARES ABOUT HIM (He's too busy sucking his neh neh) :D
i care more about my:

2MIN AND:

JONGHYUK,
(continuing from top)THAN THAT LOSER LIN WEI LIANG (LLWL HAHAHA)

Anyhoos, I suffered a few hours at his house today, and I tell you,
I'm going crazy now.
1. He tried to rape me.
2. He tried to force me to do unimaginable things
3. He abused me whenever i defied his orders.
4. He forced me to eat horrible "pleasant tasting" syrups
5. He forced me to take pictures with me.
): ): I wish TOP would come save me ):

ALL THE SMILES YOU SEE ON MY FACE, ARE FORCED.
HE WAS PINCHING ME ALL THE WAY. HELP ME.
PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME.

VS

TOP WINS HANDS DOWN THANKS.

hahahahahahhahaha, sorry for updating your blog without your consent b. But, since you didn't want to tell me WHAT surprise (the one you were withholding from me on our way to bangkit just now), I decided to give you a little scare!!!
YOU SAID YOU'D LOVE ME NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENED!! HAHAHAHAH
JOKE'S ON YOU. SUCKER.

TEEHEE.
Love you b,
HEH HEH HEH
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo, Belleeeeeee

I AM NOT HAPPY OKAY ):

2011-03-18T15:05:00.013+08:00

BECAUSE, THIS PLACE HAD TOO MUCH LOVE FOR JUNGAH,
and everyone knows how belle gets jealous easily,
I DECIDED TO SPRUCE IT UP BY ADDING
SOME 2MIN LOVE :D
Gotta love Taemin and Minho (L)
Anyhoos,
it is your only and only Belle updating joel's dirty, smelly, old and rusty blog because...
well, he's too lazy to do SHIT about his blog (like how he doesn't give 2 hoots about me ): )
It is very windy over here in South Haven II and I am currently
sniffing someone's cardigan like a mad dog (":
This someone's picture happens to look like this :

YUP, you gots that right yo!
Anyway, because there was too much JUNGAH LOVE (yes,i am still harping
on that issue because I AM NOT HAPPY OKAY),
I DECIDED TO ALSO, ADD SOME PRETTY PICTURES TO
AID IN MAKING THIS BLOG A LITTLE... LIVELIER (and because out of the 206 days WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER, not one SINGLE picture of us has been posted up here ):
trying to imply that you're NOT HAPPY with me is it lin wei liang???)

Anyhoos, I super duper love you, and you totally know that already,
despite all our differences and all our arguments, you know that I'll love how you always
make those silly faces to make me smile and laugh, and I'll always love how you don't mind me endlessly make fun of you

you know that I still want you to pick me up from school whenever you can,
and I still want to laze around in your room or sit on your papa's chair in the
kitchen while you sing Korean songs as you boil water for our instant noodle lunch,

and I'll always want to hug you, even though you're all bones,
and smell you like I'm some crazy dog
because you smell like home to me.

and you know what they always say,
Home is where the heart is

After typing all this,
BELLE IS EVEN UNHAPPIER THAN BEFORE ):
I DIDN'T GET NO INSTANT NOODLE LUNCH TODAY,
AND I DIDN'T GET NO WAKE UP CALL ):
you are a horrible boyfriend.
GO AND DIE.

okay, I'm just kidding.
teehee, Love you baby!
(L) (L) (L)
and btw, this is MAI style of blogging,
so if you don't like it,
so suck a chicken neh neh, ):

xoxo, BELLE

G6~

2010-11-12T11:32:00.000+08:00

Its been a hell of a month,
but damn everything will end today.
Lets rock and roll, not without my iphone.
Teehee.

相反的我.

2010-10-11T21:22:00.002+08:00

Many a times, its because of you guys that simply never fails to put a smile on my
face. Thankyou a million.

O's is coming nearer and nearer,
So i should start to work hard again.
So lets work hard!! :)

我想要一个乱了数字的时钟
我想做一个完全相反的我
我在这个世界拼命些什么
累死我
我有双不听任何命令的耳朵
去享受快乐加上自由的我
我要变成一颗透明的石头我不会动
也不会痛

Realise.

2010-09-23T19:36:00.001+08:00

Jungah :)

Truly.

2010-08-31T18:33:00.001+08:00

Because im just truly nothing without you.
사랑해요.

我们没有在一起.

2010-08-12T18:26:00.003+08:00

刘若英-我们没有在一起

你一直说的那个公园已经拆了
还记得荡著秋千日子就飞起来
漫漫的下午阳光都在脸上撒野
你那傻气我真是想念
那时候小小的你还没学会叹气
谁又会想到他们现在喊我女王
你哈哈笑的样子倒是一点没变
时间走了谁还在等呢
这杯咖啡忘了加糖
真不是我那么伤感
世界太复杂你说单纯很难
我当然都明白
可是呀只有你曾陪我在最初的地方
只有你才能了解我要的梦从来不大
我们没有在一起至少还像情侣一样
我痛的疯的伤的在你面前哭得最惨
我知道你也不能带我回到那个地方
你说你现在很好而且喜欢回忆很长
我们没有在一起至少还像家人一样
总是远远关心远远分享
那条路走呀走呀走呀总要回家
两只手握著晃呀晃呀舍不得放
你不知道吧后来后来我都在想
跟你走吧管它去哪呀
这杯咖啡忘了加糖
真不是我那么伤感
世界太复杂你说单纯很难
我当然都明白
可是呀只有你曾陪我在最初的地方
只有你才能了解我要的梦从来不大
我们没有在一起至少还像情侣一样
我痛的疯的伤的在你面前哭得最惨
我知道你也不能带我回到那个地方
你说你现在很好而且喜欢回忆很长
我们没有在一起至少还像家人一样
总是远远关心远远分享
我们没有在一起至少还像朋友一样
你远远的关心其实更长

If only time could rewind,if only.

Dreams.

2010-08-09T11:21:00.000+08:00

I hope my dream will never come true,
because there is the both of you in it.
Smiling along side by side with me.

Self-punished.

2010-08-05T17:06:00.002+08:00

I hope everyday will be good,
i hope liverpool will lose,
i hope i can don't be lazy,
i hope school will be more fun,
i hope my heartburn will recover soon,
i hope i pass my o level,
i hope playgirlz school ep 3 will be subbed,
i hope im loaded with money,
i hope i won't forget to do homework,
and i hope, i'll forget the both of you and never see you again.

Enough.

2010-07-29T21:49:00.002+08:00

We only live once,And the way i live,Once is enough.

Hmmhmm.
Its how funny you can say this
yet do that.
Cos i've learned to be clever.
i no longer believe all those noble
stuffs,and i simply believe, throw
everything.

Because i'm so sick and tired of all the crying
every night, believing you would still be the
one to blow up and confront me. I'm giving up like
the way you gave up on the day you replied,"okay,sure".

Memories.

2010-07-28T11:29:00.004+08:00

Picture bring back memories,they say? I don't think so.

Am suppose to be starting elearning now.
But well. Hmmm.

In a bin.

2010-07-27T17:49:00.002+08:00

我从来没想过我会这样做
从来没爱过所以爱错
我从哪里起飞从哪里降落
多少不能原谅的错却不能重来过

Morning,Daebak,
Afternoon,Daebak,
Ah, anyway. Its tiring
in school today. But
i saw two coconut and one
Watermelon today. DAEBAK.
E-Learning day tomorrow,
Finally a rest day. So yup.

Wonderful.

2010-07-26T17:39:00.003+08:00

You're just so fucking Spectacular
that im lost for words,cos sorry to say;
The same stuffs won't on me twice.

Bygone.

2010-07-25T12:57:00.002+08:00

Ah,Ah,Ah,Ah,Ah.
Z. Stupid weather.
Yesterday's weather was daebak.
But today's suck shit. Zzz.
LOUSY WEATHER.FUCK!
My Mozila theme is AfterSchool,
TEEHEEHEELATEETA.

我怀念的.

2010-07-21T19:23:00.001+08:00

我怀念的是无话不说
我怀念的是一起做梦
我怀念的是争吵以后
还是想要爱你的冲动.

It just sucks to know.
But to hell with it.
Cos, Fuck you.

Clouds.

2010-07-20T17:36:00.003+08:00

Today,
"Ck: Aiya, don't like this la.
Me: Don't care.
Ck: -Serious and childish tone- Forgive and forget!
Me: Oh, Forgive and forget doesn't works for me anymore."

Because it keeps raining,
The clouds can't be seen
most of the time. zzz.
Wonderful. Powerful.
LC was today. 8/10.
Huang jian told me. Kinda
Happy bout it. Peehee.

Proven.

2010-07-15T17:39:00.007+08:00

Nothing last forever,So everything is a phase, it just
So happens that some phases are longer than
the others.
"Don't look back unless it's a good view"
I guess i could say this now, I've not look
back since then. And i 've never regret.

I recently came across a few quotes via
Quote Book,
It says "some people give a little bit each day
But there are at least one or two special
Souls who give an entire life's worth all
at once."

Anyway, Stayed back for chemistry today.
Wasn't boring and i learn quite a lot. Tehee.
Damn sad no one bothers to sub Playgirlz School ):
Anyway, 김정어♥ Fighting!

7 things.

2010-07-13T18:01:00.002+08:00

True? Yeah.Damn true.

Perharps its really just how how how funny,
i don't feel anything at all.
I guess maybe everything no longer counts
for me. Not even when it no longer exist on
anyone. No matter how. i'll produce a smile.
And,i don't regret my decision.Nor would
i care.

Ok. screw that emo part.
A blog is suppose to my diary.
Isn't it? Lol. Let's see. School's
as usual. Boring boring boring.
Less and less stuffs to watch,
Cos no one is subbing Playgirlz School.
Zzz. ):

Dear Bella Bella! :D

Wavin' Flag.

2010-07-08T16:16:00.002+08:00

Ah,so, Oral just passed yesterday,
and it wasn't that difficult. Lucky me.
Germany and uruguay lost. that's something
to be sad about, but its ok. Anyway, School
is getting to be boring day by day, with nothing
to look forward at all. Zzz. Gonna have a good sleep
today, then weekend in 2 days time. Yeah!
Gonna go off, Byexzxzxzxzxz.

P.S. Just so you know, i don't do anything
for nothing.

Incapable.

2010-07-06T17:52:00.002+08:00

First and foremost,
MOPPING THE DAMN FLOOR
IN SCHOOL,IS SUCK.
Motherbitch, People laughs at you too.
Zzz. Will be having oral tomorrow.
How great.
Anyway, today is the 6th of july,
Meaning,Playgirlz tv is out.Holy.
Lastly, Uruguay will win tonight??
Tch.

Think again.

2010-07-01T17:38:00.004+08:00

Ok,So 6th July!
Waiting and counting.
Yeahyeah!

Anyway,just alil stupid stuff,
To shout out,
I won't bother to clarify anythingelse.
I won't lose out, if you won't i don't see
why i will or why will i.
I may be that selfish. you can't take it. Leave me.
I won't beg you to stay. Nor will it leave anything on me.
And, i don't need a dog nor parrot to repeat after anything
that doesn't concerns him nor her nor it. Cos, simply put it,
If im a dog or if im jealous,or if im childish
you don't differ,or maybe you do.
Im not a parrot who copies.Lastly, don't bother to criticise me.
It won't make any difference.

Ok,Sorry for the childish post. Really stupid. Just want
to type it once and for all. Its cool this way,Ending it this
way i mean. So as i was saying, 6th July. Naise. Afterschool's
variety show "PlayGirlz School" Yay! And WGM is really
a must watchhhhh program. Till here people, Before any parrots
start to criticise me again. Bye. Have fun. Seeing that the brain of
mine that your claiming, is asking me to stop posting already.

Think again.

2010-07-01T17:38:00.001+08:00

Afterschool.

2010-06-21T16:40:00.003+08:00

Ok!
Inserted twitter on my blog,
Deleted a hell lot of posts,
One left only i guess. Heh.
(One that's not emo)
Spending my time doing homework,
and of cos, watching korean variety shows!
Featuring,Mblaq,2pm, anddddd,
AFTER SCHOOL!♥
Anyway, Peek-a-boo!

김정어,Fighting!

Kpop Fever.

2010-06-20T19:37:00.001+08:00

Yeah!,Introducing Kim Jung Ah.
Heh.
School's reopening in a week time.
Holy, World cup this year is a total
lost for me man. ):